When you become a parent you are forced to watch some absolute crap TV In The Night Garden is right at the top of the list.
Here are 3 things questions that I have in regards to this absolute pile of poop of a programme
1. What the hell is it about? Are we the adults supposed to understand it? If we are I must be more stupid then I first thought as I don’t have a clue!
2. Who come up with the names of the characters? I mean The Ninky Nonk, makka Pakka come on what is that all about? I want even begin to tell you the amount of times Ninky Nonk has been mispronounced in this house!
3. Why is this crap on during the bedtime hour? How the hell is watching what appears to be a blue man on acid dancing around with a floozie called Upsie Daisy who flashes her knickers at anyone who shows her some attention supposed to get your little one ready for bed?!
If you could answer any of the above questions you would make a mummy very happy.
Mummy Em x