1. This is top of my list be it birthday, Christmas or Easter…..to use the toilet in peace. No audience, no assistance, no commentary or pointing just peace.
2. A lie in. A proper one, not an extra 5 minutes or sending the small person in for snuggles. This may be cute but it doesn’t count.
3. To have an afternoon of TV of my choice. No Paw Patrol or Mr Tumbles or Peppa pig. Just me and an afternoon of Come Dine with Me and The real housewives of New York.
4. A long hot bath with no spectators (this is a recurring theme in the Devere bathroom) nothing being thrown in, or anyone trying to join me (Mr D included)
See dad’s we are not difficult. In fact when it comes to us mums we are pretty bloody easy to make happy!
Mummy Em x